Several years ago now I walked into a computer store for the first time. Prior to that I felt as if I was pretty much on the cutting edge of technology in my law office. We had progressed from IBM selectric typewriters, to IBM "mag card" readers to a DOS based 5" dual drive floppy system computer.
My sister told me that what we had was outdated, and that I should explore the newest stuff. So I went to the store where she shopped, walked in and about 90 seconds later felt myself getting pissed. The owner was a very nice guy (a friend now I might add), extremely knowledgeable and willing to help. But the store was populated by a bunch of kids, all sitting around computer screens ooo-ing and ahhh-ing over stuff I had no use for. I specifically recall a couple guys using some sort of photo editing program to take the bikini off of picture of a model.
Then there were all the words I didn't understand, that really made me belligerent. How was I expected to answer a question about which operating system I wanted when I had no idea what an operating system was? Processor speeds, RAM, screen resolution, programming, all these words were being fired at me in sentences by the guy who was trying to help me build just what I needed when I had no idea what I needed. I felt like a foreigner in my own hometown.
Little by little I calmed down over the next few weeks and came to grips with the fact that while I was busy trying to practice law, earn a living, play ball with my youngsters and mow the yard, part of the world I was living in had passed me up. My anger was born out of the frustrating realization that I hadn't been as attentive as I thought and this whole technology thing snuck up on me. I didn't like it at all.
Today I feel the same feelings again. Yes, I have what I believe to be a much more advanced understanding of technology than many of my contemporaries. I use technology in many ways today, have built my own computer from scratch, have a fair working toolset for using the Internet and social media, but today I had a brief email exchange with my consultant and realized that while I've been sitting here in my easy chair, perfectly comfortable with my accomplishments in the tech field, once again I've been passed by.
I'm not sure I'm really interested in getting up to speed and getting back in the race, though I will admit to a fascination with what's new. It's just that I am not convinced that in today's world there is much more utility available. Sure there are gadgets with more dazzle, but, do they make us stronger, or weaker?
Do me this favor, just do this math in your head. How much is 270 divided by 9? How about telling me how much 125 multiplied by 5 is? Or add up these numbers, 60 + 25+ 12 = what? Ask a college kid to do it. I think you will find that doing math in your head is becoming a lost art.
Ask a college kid what a percolator is. No, I'm serious, you will likely be shocked how many don't have a clue.
Sure, Gameboy could be a good training ground for fighter pilots, but out of the thousands of useful idiots it produces, how many join the military, much less learn to fly jets?
Does your teenager ever look up from his cell phone text-a-thon? I'll bet kids share more words by tweets than they do around the dinner table in a days time. When's the last time you son or daughter read an entire book, and Face-book doesn't count.
What I learned today that has me so upset is that there is a whole generation of kids out there who apparently love to plug their ears with podcasts about such important things as......how to podcast. Oh, and if the newest podcaster wants to become successful, all he needs to do is run a podcast about how to make money off of ...wait for it.....podcasting.
When I was 12 years old I placed an ad in the back of a boys magazine that said "send $1 for guaranteed tip on how to make a million dollars". I actually made about $30 bucks off of it. What did the people who sent me a dollar get in return? I sent them a 5 cent post card with this advice "How do you make a million dollars? Sell something for a dollar to a million people. Thanks for your help"
I used to see books with snazzy covers teasing that the contents held the secrets to becoming rich. I always though of my post card advice.
Today I see people making tons of money selling advice online. "How To Monetize Your Blog", "Make Money From Home On The Internet", "5 Easy Tips How To Become Debt Free". I see this stuff and get pissed.
First, I'm upset that what I outgrew after my business venture at 12 continues to make money for folks. I'm also upset that I can't seem to bring myself to be such a blatant self promoter. But I think I'm more than a little upset to think that we've raised enough folks in the generation behind me who are so enamored by technology that they have become "double dupes".
What do I mean by "double dupes"? Well, first of all they like technology for technology sake. I mean, why else would you have an X-box? Does it mow the yard, drive you to work, cook your food or make anything? Nope, it's just cool, and fun.
Second, like sheep they can't wait for the I-phone 6 to come out. The one they've got is doing perfectly well, but the next one is going to be so much cooler. So they will spend another $600 as soon as it hits the market. Same thing with I-pad, computers, photoshop, video cameras etc., etc., etc. Consumer electronics is an addiction with no end. And like so many other addictions, in many ways it renders its victims useless.
So how do the pushers keep their profits up? They get the addicts to sell for them. Now the addict not only gets to feed his addiction, but could end up with his drugs for free and some money to boot. And on and on it goes, except all the while the IMF, the Federal Reserve, the World Bank and a slew of socialists are perfectly content to let American manufacturing disappear, turn our nation into a nation of consumers, devalue our dollar and render our population into a bunch of mind numbed dolts content to play on their computers all day while the world burns down around them.
Can you understand why I'm pissed?
Well then I hope you will also understand why I applaud Glenn Beck, and have launched a new web based series of my own. Today's installment will appear on this blog very shortly.
Like it or not, I either have to keep up, get trampled or be left behind. This country and the cause of liberty mean too much to me to give up, and as long as I'm able I refuse to be left behind.
I'm not so sure I'm going to be able to reach the audience of kids (anybody under 35) who are mesmerized by technology for technology sake, but maybe, just maybe, if I jump into their crib they won't be able to ignore me, and then at least I've got a shot at getting through to a few of them.