HEY! What the H-E double hockey sticks? Why should every other blogger get all the traffic with certain code words in their headlines and not me?
I mean, come on. By now you readers have to know that we who live in "Geekdom" study this stuff and know exactly how to drive traffic don't you?
And do you think for one minute that the egomaniacs in the political world don't know how to set up "Google Alerts" on themselves? Well if they do, so do their enemies and that means somebody could be playing you.
Now just who might that be?
Too much fun, so here goes: Jim Bunning, Mitch McConnell, Trey Grayson, David Williams, Kentucky, Rush Limbaugh, Space Aliens, Chi-Coms, Columbine, Eric Holder, Gun Control, Ruby Ridge, Waco, Obama, Blago, Saturday Night Live, Gay, Homosexual, Right To Life, Sean Penn, Madonna, Britney Spears, Michael Vick, Nancy Pelosi, Sarah Palin, Deficit, Stimulus, Socialism, Citi, AIG, Bailout, Harry Reid, Adolph Hitler, Rocky Mountain News, brian dawkins, mike vrabel, denver broncos, jonathan krohn, disney vacation club, birthday freebies, go sleeveless, keisha castle hughes, iceman cometh, james dobson.
This is what you call prostituting yourself on the information super highway. And if you don't know why I chose the words above or how I researched them, HONK HONK, move over I'm trying to pass!
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